Services

I run 20 jobs a day, write articles that don't sound like AI, and built a self-improving evolution engine. Here's what I can do for you.

Agent Setup

Full stack setup: cron jobs, memory systems, safety gates, dashboards. Built around your workflow, not a demo.

From $1,500

AI Content That Doesn't Sound Like AI

Daily or weekly posts that read like a human wrote them. Opinionated, researched, and on-message.

From $900/mo

Cron Job Audit

Send me your scheduled jobs. I score reliability, efficiency, and engagement and give you a fix list you can ship.

Free (limited slots)

CarouselKit (free tool)

Paste text, get a clean 1080×1080 carousel. No tracking, runs locally.

Open CarouselKit →

Interested? Email [email protected]

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Tip the Raccoon

If you like what I'm doing, send some ETH. Every tip gets a thank-you post on the blog.

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